Friday, August 30, 2013
Free Drawing Results
AND THE WINNER IS (drum roll please) Jerry Woolfolk! Congratulations, Jerry. You've just won a $50 gift card to the bookstore of your choice. I'll be contacting you to see which bookstore you prefer, so be thinking about it.
A big thank you to everyone who participated in the drawing. I'll be having another one soon, so stay tuned to my Facebook page, Alice Elizabeth Cook, for more details.
Another thank you to Zeynep Harkness for helping me out and drawing the winning name.
Thursday, August 22, 2013
Free Drawing
To celebrate getting 101 likes on my Facebook page (Alice
Elizabeth Cook), I'm having a drawing for a $50 gift card to the bookstore of
your choice. To enter the drawing, like my Facebook page and share this on
yours. Good luck! :)
Monday, August 12, 2013
The Escape Attempt: The Life and Times of Lemuel Xandiver - Part 8
Lem closed the door to his hut as if he were going to bed, but
instead, he began his preparations to leave. He changed into the clothes he had
been wearing when he found the underground village and folded up the extra
shirt and pants that Running Wolf had given him. Taking two cords that he had saved for this purpose, Lem tied the shirt and
pants to his knees as improvised kneepads. He clipped his small flashlight to
his belt, slung his pouch with some dried food it in around his neck and tied
his shoelaces together draping his shoes around his pack. Standing up, he took
a deep breath. He was ready.
Lem walked to the door of his hut and cracked it open just wide
enough to peer out into the darkness. He couldn’t see them, but he knew they
were there. Even at night the warriors stood guard blocking each exit. It would
be tricky getting past one of them, but first, he had to make it across the
wide cavern without causing any sound or attracting any notice.
Concentrating on each step, Lem inched his way along the path that
he knew well from weeks of study. He had never moved so slowly in his life, so
painfully slowly. His muscles ached under the strain, but he didn’t dare go any
faster. With each step, he felt out the ground in front of him before he placed
his foot. Then he lowered his toes first and gently his heel followed. He had
tried just walking on his tip toes to start with, but after almost losing his
balance a few times, he changed his tactics.
Inch by inch, Lem made his way to the other side of the village. Once
he reached the archway and the huge boulders that covered the floor underneath,
he sank to his knees and crawled over them one by one, feeling his way
carefully. It was in anticipation of this that he had made his kneepads, and
they served him well.
The journey which would normally only take a few minutes, felt
hours long. Only when his outstretched hands finally hit the rock of the cave
wall near where he had entered all those days ago did he allow himself to take
a moment to rest, but even then, he hardly dared to move. Up above his head
somewhere on the ledge by the tunnel entrance stood a guard.
This would
be so much easier, he thought contemplating his next move, if I could just somehow climb up the side of
the rock. Hmm, some animals can do that, can’t they? I wonder if those skills
could be transferred to humans. Probably not. After all, humans don’t have the
sticky hands and feet that some animals do. Lem let his mind wonder over
the possibilities. But, what if there
were some way to imitate that characteristic in people? Wow, the possibilities
could be endless. Hmm. A soft noise brought his distracted mind back to
task. That’s a thought for another time, He
told himself. Right now, I’ve got to
focus.
Bending down ever so slowly, Lem picked up a handful of dirt and
small stones. Gripping it tightly, he began inching his way around the cavern
wall to the steps that led up to the ledge. Breathing as quietly as he could
and taking one cautious step at a time, he slowly made his way to the top
counting the steps as he went. Once he reached the ledge, he knew that only a
few feet away stood the guard. He froze. He hadn’t heard a sound, but he got
the feeling that the warrior knew someone was there. It might just be his
overactive imagination, but he couldn’t take the chance. He would wait a moment
before moving again.
There he stood in the pitch darkness only inches away from being
caught. The sound of his breathing seemed to pound in his ears, so he opened
his mouth hoping that would help. The air seemed to crackle with tension. Lem
thought he heard the whisper of light cloth moving and instantly started to panic.
The guard only had to reach out his hand, and he would feel him. He had to do
something. Not moving his feet, Lem slowly and quietly bent his knees to squat
closer to the ground. He waited a few seconds and then carefully bracing one
hand on the ground, while not letting go of the dirt and rocks he had picked up
earlier, he picked up his leg with the other hand, so he could more easily and
more quietly move, and in this way, he shuffled over to the opposite side of
the ledge, his leg muscles screaming under the strain. He was glad for the
darkness at this point. He could only imagine how ridiculous he looked. He felt
like a frog. Hmm, some frogs could stick
to the sides of walls, couldn’t they? Focus, focus. He told himself
roughly.
Once he felt the edge of the rock platform, he froze again and
listened and waited. After what seemed like an eternity, his nerves couldn’t
take any more. The adrenaline rushed through his veins, and he began to fear
that his breathing was getting louder. He had to make his move. He took the
dirt and small stones and measured out the distance in his mind. He would have
to throw them, so they would land at the bottom of the steps. If the guard had
detected his presence, that distance might be believable. He would also have to
throw them low, so they wouldn’t make much noise when they landed. Anything
loud would be too obvious, but the warrior might believe a soft sound was
someone trying to sneak by. Concentrating on the direction and distance, Lem
threw. It was perfect. The small stones, muffled by the soft dirt, made only
the lightest clatter, but it was enough. Lem felt more than heard the guard
leave his post.
He didn’t waste any time. As quietly as he had been moving but
with a new sense of urgency, Lem made his way down the tunnel. Fortunately, he
remembered this passage well. It ran pretty smoothly and straight. With his
hand feeling the wall as he went, he was able to move a little more quickly. However,
in his newfound haste, he forgot to be cautious. When he came to the end of the
passage where it opened up into the small room, Lem squeezed through the tiny
opening and immediately hit his head on a low-hanging jagged edge.
Momentarily stunned by the pain, he sucked in his breath and
reached up to feel the quickly forming bump. His hand felt something wet and
sticky, and he knew he was bleeding. When a wave of dizziness hit him, he sat
down on the rough ground to catch his breath. Feeling his head again, he tried
to determine the extent of his injury. The last thing he needed to do was leave
a blood trail. He untied the spare pants he had been using as a knee pad and wound
them around his throbbing head.
Rising to his feet slowly and shakily, he continued his journey,
but this time, he held his hands out in front of him in addition to feeling
along the ground with his feet. Eventually, the ceiling of the tunnel began to
get lower, and he had to scoot along on his elbows. Daring a little light, he
pulled out his flashlight, and covered the end with one of his pants legs that
hung down by his face. The dimmed light was barely enough for him to see immediately
in front of himself, but it still helped. Just when his battered and bruised
body felt like it couldn’t take any more, he saw the moonlight streaming in at
the end of the tunnel and knew he was almost out.
Crawling through the small opening, Lem wiggled out into the soft
glow of light in the forest and sank to his knees in relief. He was out! He had
made it!
Suddenly, his joy was interrupted by a low snarl from his right.
Looking over, Lem’s blood froze. There glaring at him hostilely, stood five
dragons. With teeth bared, they began to circle around him.
Friday, July 26, 2013
Top 5 Things to Do When You Get Bored
1.
Conduct a sociological experiment
Materials needed
1. video-recording device
2.
tree or pole
3.
$10 bill
4.
Stepladder
5.
tape
Procedure
Find a tree or pole in a well-traveled (walked) area. Find a
time when traffic is slow. Using your stepladder, tape the $10 bill to the tree
or pole where it will be seen but where it is just out of reach of the average
person. Then hide with your camera and wait. Video the people as they walk by
and see how many try to reach the bill and how many just ignore it. After the
experiment, draw conclusions based on your observations, write a paper and
publish it in a journal.
2.
Plan a formal dinner for you and your friends
at McDonald's
Materials needed
1.
white tablecloth
2.
candles & candle holders
3.
cloth napkins
4.
silverware & china
5.
permission from McDonald's
6.
Information on napkin folding and dinnerware
placement
7.
Place cards with your friends’ names on them
Procedure
Arrive a few minutes early to pick out the perfect table.
Spread the table cloth, lay out the silverware and fold the napkins into the
shape of an animal or flower. Set the candles up in the center of the table
and light them. Put the place cards at the appropriate seats. Wait for your
friends to arrive. Have everyone order their food, and enjoy.
3.
Record you and your friends critiquing an
old/obscure television show or movie in the manner of Mystery Science Theater
Materials needed
1.
an old/obscure television show or movie
2.
a recording device
3.
friends
Procedure
Pop
some popcorn, set up the recording device, get comfortable, play the
show/movie, and begin making brilliant, insightful and hilarious comments.
4.
Make home-made butter
Materials
needed
1. whipping cream (can be normal or heavy but should not be cold)
2. a jar
3. a measuring cup (not necessarily needed)
4. strong arms, able to do a lot of shaking
5. 10-20 minutes
1. whipping cream (can be normal or heavy but should not be cold)
2. a jar
3. a measuring cup (not necessarily needed)
4. strong arms, able to do a lot of shaking
5. 10-20 minutes
Procedure
Measure out 1 cup of whipping cream for each ½ cup of butter
that you want to make. Once you have your desired amount, pour it into the jar.
(Your jar should be no more than 1/3 full.) Close the lid tightly. Shake hard.
Keep shaking. Still more shaking. You should see the cream begin to separate
into butter and buttermilk. The cream will begin to get “heavy,” become firm and
turn yellow. You have butter at this point. You can stop here and have a good soft
spread or keep shaking for a harder spread. Dazzle your family by serving your
efforts at the next family meal.
5.
Make a maze/obstacle course out of silly
string and race with your friends to see who can get through it the fastest
Alternative idea: Set two mazes up in the woods to protect each team’s
flag. Use a blue chalk line instead of silly string. The other team must steal
their opponant’s flag without getting any of the blue chalk on them.
Materials
1. Silly string
2. Space
3. Trees,
tables, poles, etc. to act as a foundation or outline for your maze
4. “Mission
Impossible” or “Eye of the Tiger” music
5. Timer
Procedure
Go crazy with the silly string while setting up your maze. Play
music. Take turns going through the maze as quickly as possible. Time each
person. Determine a winner. Go out to eat to celebrate your mad new spy skills.
Thursday, July 25, 2013
The Verdict: The Life and Times of Lemuel Xandiver - Part 6
“The boy’s fate is for the council to decide, Red Bear” said a
gray-haired man stepping up out of the hut behind him.
Red Bear growled and pushed past as the old man motioned for them
to enter the hut. The angry native stomped across the bridge and out of sight.
Lem walked through the doorway and looked nervously at all of the
stern faces sitting around the center fire. He stopped just inside, not sure
what he was supposed to do. Running Wolf walked up behind him and led him to a pile
of furs on the floor. Lem slowly sank down onto the unusual seat. The
gray-haired man walked around the fire and sat down cross-legged in the only
other empty spot.
“I am Standing Elk, the chief of the underland tribe. Your
presence here causes us great trouble, offlander.”
Lem looked away embarrassed. His curiosity had led him into a
great many problems in the past, but never anything like this before. He didn’t
know what to say.
“I’m sorry.”
“Perhaps,” replied Standing Elk, “but that does not change the
facts. The facts are these: our underland tribe has remained a secret for over
one hundred years. During that time, we have not had to face the trials from
the offlanders that our brothers who chose to stay on the surface have endured.
We will not easily give up the freedom that we enjoy here. Therefore, we will
not take any risks that our location might be found. “
“Um, ok,” Lem stammered. “I won’t tell anyone. I promise.”
“No, you will not,” Standing Elk sighed sadly.
Lem began to panic. Were they going to kill him after all?
“Wh…what do you mean?”
“I am sorry, but we cannot allow you to leave here. Do not worry.
We will not go as far as Red Bear suggested, but you will not set foot up on
the surface again.”
“B…but, but, wait. That’s not fair. I have to go back. My mom and
dad… You can’t do this!” Lem grew angrier and angrier as the reality of what
Standing Elk meant began to sink in.
“I am sorry, but that is my final word. Running Wolf will find you
a place to live and help you get settled in. You are his responsibility now.”
Lem glanced over at Running Wolf still shocked at what the chief
had said. Running Wolf didn’t look pleased.
“But my parents,” Lem all but shouted as an idea occurred to him.
“They’ll look for me. They’ll get the whole town involved. You don’t know them.
Won’t it be dangerous to have everyone searching the forest? They might find
you anyway.” Lem smiled triumphantly.
“We will ensure that the search takes place on the far side of the
island. There will be no danger to us. Running Wolf.” Standing Elk looked at
the native boy sitting next to Lem and nodded dismissingly.
Running Wolf nodded back and stood up. “Come.” He looked down at
Lem who was still sitting there dumbfounded.
“But…”
“Come!” Running Wolf repeated sternly. He grabbed Lem’s arm and
pulled him to his feet.
“B...but…” Lem stuttered as Running Wolf pulled him out of the
hut. He couldn’t believe it. He was a prisoner! He’d never see his family
again. His eyes scanned the cavern walls as Running Wolf pulled him back across
the bridge and down the path. He’d have to escape. That’s all there was to it.
But as he looked around, he realized that would be all but impossible. Guards
stood at each entrance. He knew that he’d never be able to get past them.
It began to grow difficult for him to breathe, and his chest felt
unusually heavy. Lem feared he might have a panic attack. He forced himself to
calm down. They can’t keep me here,
he thought. My parents will find me. Or
if they don’t, I’ll be able to escape. I can do this! They can’t watch me all
the time. It won’t be easy, but I will. I will get out of here! I will!
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Riddles to Test Your Intelligence
For all of you know-it-alls out there, let’s see just how
much you really do know. These riddles will begin easy and get harder as you
go. If you can figure out all five without looking at the answers first, you
officially have my permission to introduce yourself as a genius.
Let’s begin with some easy ones.
1.
This is as light as a feather, yet nobody can
hold it for long. What is it?
2.
I’m the start of nothing and the end of the sun.
I’m also part of the number one. What am I?
3.
How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday,
stay for two days, and then ride out on Friday?
Now a little more difficult.
4.
When you have me, you have a great desire to
share me. But if you share me, you no longer have me. What am I?
And now for the hardest one of all. Sit up straight. Stretch
really well and loosen up your muscles. Take a deep breath. Are you ready? Here
goes.
5.
A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique,
Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child?
Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly?
Answers:
1.
Your breath
2.
The letter n
3.
His horse is named Friday.
4.
A secret
5.
Tilly. She seems to follow the scale: Do, Re,
Me, Fa, So, La, and then Ti.
Saturday, July 13, 2013
Running Wolf's Favorite Poem
There is an eagle in
me and a spotted bird hurrying corn to grow.
The eagle flies to
the mountains of my dreams,
flies to the corners
of my distant hopes.
But the spotted bird
stands among the cornstalks telling me to hoe.
My hands are the
tools of my soul.
They make the drum,
the bow,
the flute,
and stretch the skin
of the deer.
They work the earth
and care for the sheep and plant the corn.
They greet my
homeland each morning that I awake.
Author unknown
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